Teaching young dogs old tricks

Q: What’s better than beating out Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp and Rupert Grint to win the first National Movie Award for best male performance?
A: Getting goosed expertly by Helen Mirren while she jollily regales you with tales of her naked beach capers.
Helen’s dress is fantastic.
Oh my gawd, that Potter kid won an award? For ACTING?
“*gasp*Ron!*gasp*Hermione*widens eyes*MALFOY!!!”
Oh yeah Jane! And after seeing the “The Queen” Helen TOTALLY made me lust after a Barbour waxed cotton jacket – accesorized with an Hermes scarf, of course. And sensible shoes.
beating out? Is that obscene? Sure sounds it..