Monster Mash Links

We’re calling Thursday “honorary Friday” where I come from. Isn’t it a long weekend for everyone, including bloggers? After these stories, I could use a stiff drink, and there’s only one possible option.

Frankenboobies (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Cthulhu Kanye (AmyGrindhouse)

Gwyneth Paltrow has flipper feet (CelebritySmack)

The Diddy Twitter drinking game (Shabooty)

Sentient vermin make a break for it (BusyBeeBlogger)

Shamwow attack droid? (BWE)

He was dead…got better (AgentBedhead)

Om mom, mom, mom (warning:GROSS!) (Teenymanolo)

Octomom wants your money (CeleBitchy)

Kanye West has created a monster (EvilBeet)

Who are you and what have you done to KFed’s ex wife? (DailyStab)

Dita von Teese has superhuman strength (GabbyBabble)

Gordon Ramsay attempts to sautee Brad Pitt and George Clooney (ASL)

Enrique Iglesias collects DNA samples for clone army? (HolyMoly)

Elle Fanning parties with subhumans (JustJared)

Jennifer Lopez serves inhuman masters (SeriouslyOMG)