The Britney and Xenu Variety Show
Britney Spears’ GurneyGate 2.0 : the timeline (Defamer)
GurneyGate 2.0: The starfuckers speak! (CelebritySmack)
GurneyGate 2.0 was a plot? (ASocialitesLife)
Britney Spears is NOT full of it (CelebWarship)
Justin Chambers is keeping Britney company on the psych ward (TMZ)
Ryan Secrest is a Victoria’s Secret angel (AgentBedhead)
Celebrity day jobs (Cityrag)
Katie Holmes rebels! (Celebitchy)
Xenu strikes back; Scientology centers evacuated (Dlisted)
Jessica Simpson has a well-padded torso (DailyStab)
Speaking of which: quiz: who’s your celebrity boob twin? (raincoaster)
Elijah Wood: hot or not? (POTP)
Rachel Bilson IS the Eighties (GoFugYourself)
Jake Gyllenhaal was stayin’ alive (NinjaDude)
Billy Bush lays the smackdown on Mary Hart over exploitative Heath Ledger video (HolyCandy)
George Clooney is serious, perfect (Popsugar)
Teri Hatcher is a bag carrier (ImNotObsessed)
Behind the masks: Michael Jackson’s children have faces. White faces (Mollygood)
JK Rowling and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat (TheMeatScale)
Pete Doherty at no risk of babydaddyhood (PerezHilton)
Elijah Wood sure was trying his damndest to project some Johnny Depp moodiness – - while holding a can of Tab, the drink of college girls everywhere.