The Downfall of France

It’s just not fair: as Mylene Farmer proves, sexy, elegant French chanteuses can look sexy, elegant, French and chanteuserrific even while falling flat on their faces.

And now for a few words from sexy, elegant French chanteuserati Mylene Farmer and Vanessa Paradis: Um, Mylene is so French she may in fact be NSFW unless you work at Playboy, so you’re warned. Vanessa is of course wholesomeness itself in corporeal form; how else do you think she snared Johnny Depp, eh?

Mylene:

Vanessa: