The Headlines Write Themselves

Step One: Cut a hole in the box.

okay YOU try making a tasteful joke

10 Responses to “The Headlines Write Themselves”

  1. raincoaster October 2, 2007 at 11:11 pm #

    I would loan him my box.

  2. danilo October 3, 2007 at 1:49 am #

    Dick in a Box, indeed… and on so many levels! All the more ironic that Brits would sooner refer to the wretched* cunt…

    *wretched = mispronunciation of Richard

  3. raincoaster October 3, 2007 at 2:02 am #

    Are you saying that that box is not a real Virgin?

  4. danilo October 3, 2007 at 4:54 am #

    I’m saying even the hair is parted just so, to contribute to the overall effect.

    -.-

    I’m saying it’s not a big screen, and it suffices.
    .

  5. onna October 3, 2007 at 4:49 pm #

    MY, that was quite an unattractive sound I just made.

  6. rascoagogo October 3, 2007 at 5:37 pm #

    *snort*

    Best headline ever. Seriously.

  7. La BellaDonna October 3, 2007 at 5:42 pm #

    Oooo, that’s a sassy-looking creature! I would definitely throw him over my shoulder and make him squeal!

  8. Rob D. October 3, 2007 at 5:56 pm #

    Best. Title. Ever.

    The internet can shut down now.

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