10 Responses to “The Headlines Write Themselves”
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October 2, 2007
[...] Step one: Cut a hole in the box.. (A!) [...]
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October 3, 2007
[...] Richard Branson shows us how to “put your junk in that box.” (Ayyyy!) [...]

I would loan him my box.
Dick in a Box, indeed… and on so many levels! All the more ironic that Brits would sooner refer to the wretched* cunt…
*wretched = mispronunciation of Richard
Are you saying that that box is not a real Virgin?
I’m saying even the hair is parted just so, to contribute to the overall effect.
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I’m saying it’s not a big screen, and it suffices.
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MY, that was quite an unattractive sound I just made.
*snort*
Best headline ever. Seriously.
Oooo, that’s a sassy-looking creature! I would definitely throw him over my shoulder and make him squeal!
Best. Title. Ever.
The internet can shut down now.