The history buffs come out to play

Upon historical reflection, I concede that it is only fitting to pay tribute to the ancient Greeks and Romans who first breathed life into the Cannes party scene, when it was just a humble fishing village. Boy they sure knew how to throw a celebration. Back then, you didn’t even need to be invited aboard Diddy’s luxurious pleasure craft in order to have a proper bacchanalian bash.
Linda Evangelista looks stunning (though I’m not too crazy about her shoes. What is she wearing? Platforms?). Gwyneth, on the other hand, looks like she just woke up, pinned her sheets around her and left the house.
Linda looks amazing, just flat out spectacular, this is why she was/is a super model. She is a walking thesis on why I wouldn’t rub two pennies together to see any particular model in a fashion mag editorial today. Gwyneth – meh.
Both pairs of shoes are wrong, but nothing can tarnish the glow of Evangelista, Canada’s prettiest export.
Is it just me? I am SO OVER gladiator sandals, and it’s only May!
Take Linda’s dress, put it into Gwyneth’s fabric, kill Linda’s shoes, hide Gwyneth’s, lengthen the Gwyneth’s dress to the ankles and both either completely embrace the Gretian or JUST SAY NO!!!!