The Invasion has begun

“And when I heard that rumour about Karl Urban being cast as the main bad guy in Star Trek VI, I thought to myself, surely they’ve got their Urbans mixed up. I mean Karl is a perfectly serviceable actor and all….Keith may have limited acting credentials…but surely all that real-life experience that comes from being my primary mate has to count for something!”
Isn’t there some Plastic Surgeons’ Federation or something that the public can appeal to for a moratorium on surgery for a particular celebrity?
Janice Dickinson could use a break, too.
Pretty soon her career is going to have to limit itself to voiceovers.