The Jumpsuit

Manolo asks, sort of like the one your Aunty Thelma used to wear. You remember her, with the cigarettes and the raspy voice, the three ex-husbands and the bosom that touched her knees.

5 Responses to “The Jumpsuit”

  1. La BellaDonna October 3, 2007 at 5:27 pm #

    Soon, the skin will have stretched so much from the weight of the implants, that the Pamela will be able to tie them in a knot to keep them from swinging into passersby as she walks.

    Note, also, how she has managed to match her bag to the undereye coverup she is wearing! Now that’s accessorizing!

  2. daisyj. October 3, 2007 at 6:14 pm #

    And she’s even managed to find the orthopedic shoes with five-inch heels!

  3. Jennie October 3, 2007 at 9:14 pm #

    Be nice! She has to have something to carry her pasties to her new job at “Live Girls and Beer”

  4. Walt October 4, 2007 at 2:11 am #

    I say Hats Off to any woman under 70 who can paint her toenails with her nipples.

  5. raincoaster October 4, 2007 at 5:36 am #

    I really want to know what she uses for boob tape: is it what NASA uses to stick those pesky tiles back on the space shuttle?