The Linky Luv
Knut the Polar Bear is a fanged, clawed psychopath. O RLY? (DailyMail)
Perez Hilton forms a foundation for premature babies. Awwww. (TeenyManolo)
Simon Cowell is a LOT friendlier than we thought (EvilBeet)
Kathleen Turner is STILL big. It’s the romcoms that got small! (AgentBedhead)
Ben Affleck has still got it, but alas is sharing it with Jennifer Garner (DailyStab)
Is Angelina Jolie pregnant with twins? (X17)
Tori Spelling is an unstoppable baby-making machine (HolyCandy)
Amy Winehouse is in rehab. Check back every ten minutes for updates, though (I’mNotObsessed)
Britney Spears tries to pick out some new children (US)
Clay Aiken haiku (Mollygood)
Star Jones makes sense? Wha??? (HuffPo)
False gods of celebrityhood (Cityrag)
Agent99 lives! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Steve Buscemi 2.0 (Websters)
Drug dealer to the stars selling more than weed (Defamer)
Doris Lessing, blogger-h8er, Nobel Laureate, feels sorry for chick-lit stars (Gawker)
John Travolta is a klass act (CelebritySmack)
I never thought I’d be saying this, but:
Hooray for Star Jones!
I know! Good thing I was sitting down!