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Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder/figurehead: M/F/K?
December 21, 2010 in Bloggers, Celebrity, Celebrity Dads, Politicians with 7 Comments
Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder/figurehead: M/F/K?
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Nobody? Oh, C’MON! I’ll start.
Marry. We’d shag like minxes for two weeks at the end of which time we’d realize we couldn’t stand one another. He’d take advantage of my Canadian and EU passports, and I’d take advantage of his supporters’ yachts and English estates. We’d never lay eyes on one another again. It’d be a PERFECT MARRIAGE.
I can’t choose – I am too distracted by the fact that he seems to be trying to be Julian Sands (when Julian’s hair was similarly bad).
I yield the floor and the question to raincoaster.
Well, I’d have to go with Fuck, because I wouldn’t Marry – he’s blonde, after all – and I can’t go with Kill. Just too much of the religion in me for kill. So Fuck it is. Blindfolded, with a bag over my head, for my cuntry. Just sayin.
BAD hair? BAD HAIR???? Are you INSANE, woman? I fear for your sanity, and the health of your peepers.
He’s not blond; he’s prematurely grey. Is that better or worse?
Kill.
Diva, I think you’ll have to get in line behind the governments of Sweden, the US, Pakistan, Iran, and Israel.
F. In a full-body drysuit, just for safety’s sake.