The Return of Lilo!
It’s great to see gossip blog stalwart Lindsay Lohan climbing back into that cover girl saddle and debuting a radical new look at her latest probation hearing. Ayyyy would like to extend to Ms. Lohan our congratulations on Black and Blue Steel.

Looks more like ‘I’m gonna bomb Charlotte Rae’s car …’
It does, actually. She’d make an excellent Blair in the psycho-porno Facts of Life. They couldn’t get George Clooney back, but I bet they could get Michael Madsen.