The Unbearable Gravity of Celebrity

In the fashion world, it’s normal for a trend to start on the street and then be co-opted by couturiers, whence it makes its way to the backs of seemingly every two-bit chorine who ever got a seatwarming gig at the Oscars.

How hopelessly Twentieth Century!

These days the trend train chugs along thusly:

Possibly-Washed-Up Figure Skaters

Possibly-Washed-Up Singer/Actresses

Possibly-Flash-In-The-Pan-TransexualsPerformance-Artists