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The Unbearable Lightness of Carrot Top | Ayyyy!

The Unbearable Lightness of Carrot Top

You start out slowly, with maybe those protein shakes. Then you switch to the needle. In the arm, between the toes, underneath the pencil line of your seriously questionable Kim Novak brows…anywhere to find a vein. Next thing you know you’re on the street with nothing to your name but a nylon shirt and a selection of Wet n’ Wild cosmetics offering to “naturally-moisten” people’s contact lenses for a buck.


2 Responses to “The Unbearable Lightness of Carrot Top”

  1. Phyllis October 1, 2007 at 8:23 pm #

    What’s with the fake eyebrows ?

  2. Katie October 2, 2007 at 9:08 pm #

    He’s a complete embarrassment to redheads. Especially those of us with curly hair. ~sigh~