Then and now

February 6, 2008 in Paris Hilton, Starlets with 7 Comments

Proper adventure gearNeeds chastity belt

From high-action Spy Kid to ultra-low-rise-jeans-plus-spangly-little-thing-wearing starlet.  Time to get a new role model, young missy!

No underpants for us thanks!

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7 Responses to “Then and now”

  1. KS February 6, 2008 at 11:25 am #

    Oh, my god, that’s horrible. Did she cut the hem of that top to make it look like that? Because I’m pretty sure Contempo Casuals stopped selling those shirts circa 1997. The poor thing looks like a middle schooler sneaking home from the mall with her older sister’s clubbing top under her big ol’ hooded sweatshirt…

  2. bobbie-sue February 6, 2008 at 12:29 pm #

    gross! That looks like a bodysuit (remember those?) that came unsnapped. The shadow it casts looks like a bikini line growing in. I’m actually a little nauseous after looking at that.

  3. Bobbi February 6, 2008 at 2:26 pm #

    I watched Spy Kids this weekend with my nine year old, she will not be seeing these pics. That is just icky.

  4. Susan February 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm #

    More specifically, it looks like a body suit that she might have worn to a tap dancing recital 5 years (and 3 sizes) ago.

    It’s scary when someone can stand next to Paris and look trashy in comparison!

  5. Jen February 6, 2008 at 7:39 pm #

    Is that a teddy that she forgot to buckle in the lower region? Gross!

  6. raincoaster February 6, 2008 at 7:52 pm #

    Never mind that! Look at the pants! Doesn’t she know that ultra low waists are very five years ago? We’re all about the high waists, nowadays.

    And that is the most crapulously uneven tan I’ve ever seen, even on Lindsay Lohan.

  7. Jennie February 7, 2008 at 2:31 am #

    If she moves the wrong way we won’t just have butt crack, if you catch my drift…