Things are NOT Looking Good for Suri

April 10, 2008 in Katie Holmes with 6 Comments

So I was browsing the internet and accidentally stumbled upon a picture of someone with all their clothes on. Now, I’m hoping it won’t happen again, but when I saw this lady I was struck with how much she looks like Scientology Queen –a.k.a Our Lady of Guadaloony– Kat(i)e Cruise.Who’s that girl?
Seriously. If I told you that Posh dragged Katie into one of those Olde Tyme Photo Studio and Saltwater Taffy Emporiums you would totally believe me right?

Big besos to the first Ayyyy! reader to guess the identity of our Victorian mystery mom.

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6 Responses to “Things are NOT Looking Good for Suri”

  1. raincoaster April 10, 2008 at 5:32 pm #

    Marie of Romania?
    Jenny Lind?

  2. Stellacomans April 10, 2008 at 6:24 pm #

    Isn’t that Jenny Churchill, old Winston’s American mummy?

  3. GrammaK April 10, 2008 at 7:46 pm #

    She looks like one of the poor dead Romanov Grand Duchesses (not Anastasia, one of the older sisters). They were all gorgeous.

  4. snarkypants April 10, 2008 at 7:46 pm #

    Ah, that lovely lady is none other than Lady Randolph Churchill, nee Jennie Jerome, the American mother of the totally kickass Winston Churchill.

  5. a girl April 11, 2008 at 10:22 am #

    Is it Lizzie Borden’s mom? BWAHAHAHAHA!

    I have no idea.

  6. Valzinha April 13, 2008 at 3:11 pm #

    Alexandra Romanov?