Things that real pandas would rather be doing..
than watching Kung Fu Panda
Enjoying a sensual massage as a means of coping with their busy and stressful lives

Engaging in heated political debate within the limits prescribed by party rules

Sharing a delicious stalk like you would a Kit Kat
Forming exclusive cliques and gossiping about uncool outsiders

Playing a ribald game of Hide the Bamboo

WHAT is going on in that first picture?
NSFW Pandas!
Errh…Is it bad that I want to be a Panda???