Things that real pandas would rather be doing..

than watching Kung Fu Panda

Enjoying a sensual massage as a means of coping with their busy and stressful lives
You know you’re really tense

Engaging in heated political debate within the limits prescribed by party rules
I mean, why can't we have a leader who's both black and white?

Sharing a delicious stalk like you would a Kit Kat 
Have a Break, Have a Bamboo

Forming exclusive cliques and gossiping about uncool outsiders
The popular pandas

Playing a ribald game of Hide the Bamboo
Is the tape rolling?

3 Responses to “Things that real pandas would rather be doing..”

  1. Jen June 6, 2008 at 12:46 pm #

    WHAT is going on in that first picture?

  2. raincoaster June 6, 2008 at 9:35 pm #

    NSFW Pandas!

  3. Jennie June 9, 2008 at 12:39 am #

    Errh…Is it bad that I want to be a Panda???