Three out of five ain’t bad

“Didn’t I say we would run out of time to finish my dress if we hand-sewed all the sequins ourselves?” *sulk*

“It’ll be fine Posh, people will just think you had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction – they happen aaallll the time.”

“Oh yeah, right. My dress split down the side because I’m the fat one.” *eyeroll*

“At least she’s got an almost-dress. I don’t even have an almost-pant suit.”

“Look Sporty I did the best I could under the circumstances. If I wasn’t wearing my push-up bra that waiter would never given up his jacket.”