Three’s a crowd

In case you are wondering why only two people are smiling in this photograph, cast your mind back to that fateful night when Kid Rock ensnared an unsuspecting Cindy Crawford in his nostril hairs. Indeed, it is difficult to stop one’s lips from pursing disapproval when that seemingly invincible warlock of desire continues to hover so dangerously close to one’s beautiful wife.
The one not smiling has realized that he was elected the DD without his consent. He only found out when his Vodka Tonic was only tonic! ECCCCKKKKK!!!