To the victor goes the spoils

The Italian fashion turf wars continue and with the news of Fergie’s engagement, Armani is once again quick to stake his claim:

Woohoo, another one in the bag! They might not be as famous as TomKat (what is their couple nickname anyway?!?) but I can certainly rustle up something suitably chic for the wedding. I still have all those designs and yards of tulle that Tom rejected. And it’s only a matter of time until her lovely baby bump shall be mine, all mine! Hah! You could say I have it all SEWN up!

PS: Where can I get Jessica Alba’s number?