Toasty Fireside Links

Some things are obvious, like JLo’s butt and the fact you wake up on a picnic bench in a state you’ve never encountered before. But some things are more insidious and so require the sleuthing skills of our resident spy.

Xenu is all-powerful (AgentBedhead)

Hollywood Threesome Eyebleach (CandyKirby)

Britney airs out the fur (CelebritySmack)

Wet T-Shirt idol Tom Brady won’t pose for beefcake photos (DailyStab)

Jenny McCarthy’s got that autism thing solved! (CeleBitchy)

Heath’s daughter Matilda is a purple princess (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Aubrey O’Day is a terrorist! (EvilBeet)

The Jenny McCarthy Anti-Autism diet (Defamer)

Then vs Now: Colin Farrell (DListed)

Leona Lewis is a no-show, booed (GabbyBabble)

Letterman terrorizes McCain (Gawker)

Paris Hilton lives out our dreams of being snubbed by the great (Websters)

The Halloween Martini Roundup (The Daily Martini)