Today in Disturbing Sexual Imagery

Starring Dustin Hoffman at the London premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.

First you got yer run o’ the mill giant wooden toy soldier replete with phalltastic beef-eater hat and value-add manly (possibly Jewish?) drumstick.

and sure, if this were a regular celebrity blog, that would be all you got, but because we here at Ayyyy! Go the extra Freudian mile for your pleasure and occasional discomfort, I am proud to present to you one Mister Dustin Hoffman and the Giant Pink Stiltwalker.

A little word of advice. Don’t stare at the neon pink bowling pins too long. It’s like a magic eye you can never unsee.