Tom, our love does not compute

September 25, 2007 in Tom Cruise with 3 Comments

What do you do when you’ve planned a romantic evening of Dianetics by candlenight and your human wife has a headache (yet again)?

Meet the KT1000 – most listless robot everrrr.

Tom, if that tight suit will allow you, I suggest you open the compartment in her back and replace the batteries. While you’re at it, you might as well install a wardrobe expansion pack. For both of you. Those clothes are so pre-AI.

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3 Responses to “Tom, our love does not compute”

  1. Buttercup September 25, 2007 at 1:37 pm #

    The Death Grip of Super Masculinity!

  2. Never teh Bride September 25, 2007 at 8:15 pm #

    Ugh, her weight makes her look so much older than she really is. There is definitely such a thing as too much cheek bone!

  3. JUST SAYIN September 28, 2007 at 9:43 pm #

    IS SHE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON ?