Tom Cruise, Mad Hatter

Tom Cruise, Mad Hatter

Not even seasoned pro SuperSuri can keep a straight face under these circumstances. While Tom is not wearing his hat indoors (a privilege reserved for the ladies) he is still putting his foot in it (and a nice chapeau is no place for a pied) by wearing the universal symbol for “I have hair plugs” while in the pool. Remember the defense offered by the British officer caught starkers while chasing a giggling blonde down a hotel hallway: “A gentleman should always be attired in the uniform appropriate to the activity in which he is engaged.”

The defense was successful, by the way, which this Trunks and Topper ensemble is not.

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