Trantastic and Plastic, now with more Hoff!
The Hoff and two surgically altered blondes of varying fame and gender assignment pose at the opening of the new Planet Hollywood in Vegas.
While I love random tranny’s giant carbuncular cocktail ring, I can’t help but thinking this whole set up is about one studio light away from a full on Wicked Witch-style meltdown.

I like the suit but I’m not real fond of the dark dress shirt. Too much like the old Scaresdale Mafia look.
Is it just me or does the tranny look like the Hoff if you turn your head side-ways?
The Hoff appears to be using Pam as a human shield.
Ugh, I feel so bad for Pam Anderson. Hasn’t she figured out that those things are nothing but trouble?
Is it just me or are Hasselhoff’s eyes glowing? Looks disturbing.
I agree with ‘toad’ above about the ‘mafia suit’…and I am wondering where the Hoff’s other hand is?…possibly doing something to the bombshell to make her laugh that way…