Keira Knightley: So tell me again darling, what am I doing here? You know how I feel about sunlight.
Rupert Friend: I’ve told you before sweetness, we’re doing a Jane Austen/Michael Jackson mash up video: “Thrill and Thrillability” you’re the frightened yet plucky bonnet-wearing vixen.
Keira Knightley: And you’re the zipper-happy hero! Oh I remember now. Pass me half of that cucumber slice, peaches.
Rupert Friend: You’re not going to eat that whole thing are you lover? There’s a good girl. Now I’ve got to go, this hot oil treatment is starting to burn my eyes.