Watch Out Carrie Underwood
Listen, I’m not SAYING that the super-traj cocktail cock-up that wore you to the AMA’s closely resembles another, much more beloved icon of all things worst-dressed. I’m just sayin’ that Bjork, while adorable is also pretty well known to be goat kicking crazy, and I would not be surprised if that little Icelandic pixie would cut a bitch.
Not to get all “goat kicking crazy” *snort* (seriously, I think I’ll have to use that in the future), but Bjork is a little Icelandic pixie who looks like she would cut a bitch.
Björk is Icelandic. If she were Danish, she would be Bjørk.
We Danes are a whole different breed of crazy.
I think it’s moulting.