Ways to explain a Madonna concert to little kids

Child’s play

1. This is how you safely secure your assistant before throwing knives at them 
2. See what happens when you play around with superglue?
3. The nice lady bodyguard is just protecting Justin from his fans
4. They are participating in an earthquake drill
5. Kabbalah demands it

2 Responses to “Ways to explain a Madonna concert to little kids”

  1. raincoaster May 9, 2008 at 2:32 am #

    Menopause plays hell with your hormones.

  2. Phyllis May 9, 2008 at 7:47 pm #

    All of the above?