Well FINE Jennifer Garner

January 28, 2008 in Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Uncategorized with 6 Comments

So this is how it’s gonna be, huh Jennifer?
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Well FINE. You just BE that way. Trotting around looking all normal and well-adjusted with your normal and well-adjusted baby THAT YOU DIDN’T EVEN BUY! How do you think that makes us, the celebrity bloggers of the universe, feel? What about OUR needs or do we just not count anymore? It’s bad enough you and your stupid wholesome dimples brought Ben Affleck back from the booty-biting dark side, but you had to pass it on to another generation with that robo-cute baby.
Oh, and don’t get me STARTED on the naming. Violet? VIOLET? Would it have KILLED you to name her oh, I don’t know, like Rubber Rose Schenectady or Pinkwilly Grace?  GOD.  Some people can be SO selfish.

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6 Responses to “Well FINE Jennifer Garner”

  1. Jennie January 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm #

    Hear! Hear! Madame Plumcake! And she’s looking like… like a..a…Mom! She should be self-respecting enough to drag the tot around by the hand while sporting 4″ stilletos, a micro mini and a see thru shirt with no bra. I get so tired of some of these me me me, celebs….

  2. Renée January 28, 2008 at 5:05 pm #

    … and look. Sensible velcro shoes for the little one who is just learning to navigate. What is she thinking. Didn’t anything come in Burberry plaid?

  3. Susanna January 28, 2008 at 5:56 pm #

    Gracious! No custom $2000 Balenciaga shoes like little Suri?! Gasp!

  4. raincoaster January 28, 2008 at 10:52 pm #

    Worst of all, she took this off the market. Sigh…

  5. Phyllis January 31, 2008 at 10:47 pm #

    Such a punim….!

  6. Who Cares? February 11, 2008 at 11:53 pm #

    Yes! *airpunch*
    A normal celebrity! (oxymoron? maybe…) My faith in humanity is slightly restored – we don’t just worship drug-addicted skeletal skinsacks and morally deprived supercilious bastards! There IS at least one normal one!