As Keifer Sutherland careened drunkenly into our servers with a resounding crash, our last thoughts before blacking out were “Paris Hilton, Rwanda what the….?” But like a determined grand dame we pulled through and now we’re kind of back and ready for Husband No. 9. Just in the time for Friday, just in time for the news that Michael Jackson may be once again, enjoying the fruits of marriage. Now there’s a mental image that’ll keep you awake tonight, and maybe over the next few weeks.