When a dress becomes a constant chore

Somehow I don’t think this is the right type of gown for British popstar Lily Allen, or anyone else for the matter. Really, it’s just as bad as spending the entire evening at home scooping dirty laundry off the bedroom floor.
I think the gown is beautiful, with a lovely texture on the fabric, however if you look at the expression on her date’s face, he looks horrified.
He and I are both seasick from looking at it, that’s all.
She does not have her bobbies out again ?