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Who styles the stylist? | Ayyyy!

Who styles the stylist?

Would you trust this woman with your wardrobe?

I’m incredibly concerned about celebrity stylist extraordinaire Rachel Zoe.  She’s constantly on her feet, dispensing fashion advice and diet pills to make sure that the beautiful people look even more beautiful.   But it’s all at the expense of her own chicness.  It’s a big problem, it is. It’s as bad as a dermatologist who blithely consults patients while their own putrid and festering abscesses are left untended. 

Do we need stylists for celebrity stylists so that they don’t end up looking like what the cat dragged in? I say we most certainly do if we are to maintain the policy that everything looks best on a size zero frame. It’s all about checks and balances, it is.

4 Responses to “Who styles the stylist?”

  1. Jennie February 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm #

    AAAACCCCCKKKKK! The horrible turned in toe stance! Must get a champaign going! Stand normally! Please!

  2. Toby Wollin February 8, 2008 at 9:29 am #

    Bleck – did she start this whole thing? Definitely – if you start the campaign, I will definitely sign on. This stance has no charm or glamour whatsoever.

  3. Gaby February 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm #

    This woman has got to eat something! She looks like she’s about to break any minute now.

  4. R.Kitty February 11, 2008 at 6:53 pm #

    Snap, not break, is the word you are looking for. She is like a twiglet – stuck in a marshmallow…