Who wore it better: Jay-Z or Snoop Dogg?

Tis the season; the season of the ugly Christmas sweater. Sure, it’s seasonal, and sure, it’s heart-warming in a hokey way, but it’s also just plain godawful to look at. If even a godlike being such as Colin “Heartthrob” Firth couldn’t get away with it, what hope is there for lesser mortals? That’s right, zero.

Getting into the Holiday Spirit, we present for your amusement and delectation the fashion faceoff between the coordinated and subdued Mister Jay-Z (known as “Jay Zed” in Canuckistan):

Beyonce made him do it

…going up against the effortless cool of Mister Snoop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg DARES you to say something.