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Wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole | Ayyyy!

Wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole

I should wash more

As the look on Jennifer Garner’s face suggests, how can we be sure that this is just a dress and not really a rare dermatological disorder that manifests itself in the form of fleshy ear-shaped whorls, but smells like feet?  Indeed she’d be wise to keep her hands well away – who knows how horribly contagious these mystery skin afflictions can be and Hollywood is already a hotbed of fungal infections as it is.

2 Responses to “Wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole”

  1. Tara September 16, 2008 at 1:45 am #

    And why is Jennifer Gardner in jeans? At what sort of event could BOTH those looks possibly be appropriate?

    (To me, this suggests Jen G really is pregnant — as a pregnant lady myself, I’ve definitely hit the point of “I don’t have any clothes that fit, and I don’t care how I look. We’re going with whatever’s clean.”)

  2. raincoaster September 17, 2008 at 2:26 am #

    Does she have “Goldmember” disease?