Wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole
As the look on Jennifer Garner’s face suggests, how can we be sure that this is just a dress and not really a rare dermatological disorder that manifests itself in the form of fleshy ear-shaped whorls, but smells like feet? Indeed she’d be wise to keep her hands well away – who knows how horribly contagious these mystery skin afflictions can be and Hollywood is already a hotbed of fungal infections as it is.
And why is Jennifer Gardner in jeans? At what sort of event could BOTH those looks possibly be appropriate?
(To me, this suggests Jen G really is pregnant — as a pregnant lady myself, I’ve definitely hit the point of “I don’t have any clothes that fit, and I don’t care how I look. We’re going with whatever’s clean.”)
Does she have “Goldmember” disease?