Young Man, We Need To Talk
Jonas, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, Joe J, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, turn that frownstache upside down
There’s no need to be unhappy.
See man, there’s something you can do.
I said, young man, and your agent can, too.
You can fire, the stylist/makeup dude
Shave the pornstache cuz it’s too lewd.
YYYYYY M C AA!
Joe Jonas should join the Village People; I see him and his brothers going nowhere