Zack and Miri Forget The Cream Rinse
Meet Miri Ben-Ari, pictured here at the Acclaimed Readers’ Choice Awards.
Wikipedia tells me that Ms Ben-Ari is an Israeli “hip-hop violinist” who is apparently ten pounds of awesome in a five pound bag. Unfortunately the aforementioned bag, aside from being strained by musical awesomeness, was also apparently drugged, kidnapped and made to do service as a minidress before being sent back to Bangkok in the early 7o’s.

I kind of love this, except the earrings look like she stuck her head into Fort Knox and some of the ingots got caught in her hair.