Ayyyy! Pop quiz
Just a casual night out with some friends and a neverending wine list and before you know it, your worries are laid bare for the world at large! See if you can match the above expressions on Jessica Simpson’s face with the descriptions below.
(a) Fatigue over having to plan another Instyle wedding and star in ensuing reality show about married life
(b) Grave concern that even Stampeded Light Plus Beer could be tainted with melamine
(c) Gloomy contemplation of a Kim Kardashian-less Dancing With the Stars
(d) Serious reflection on whether her hypothetical mug shot would look better than Heather Locklear’s
Why, WHY is this woman incapable of closing her mouth? She is the very definition of a slack-jawed yokel. She and P Diddy (or whatever the hell his current name is) must be related somehow. Maybe they both have big gums, a la Bubba (from Forest Gump).
Just for fun:
1-D
2-B
3-A
4-C
ExpressionS, plural? I only see one expression..
Looks like britney just before she scalped herself.. Somebody is self-medicating.
I agree with e. Let’s name it!
In the tradition of “blue steel,” I’d say this is “brown vaccuum.”