Tough crowd
Ah the life of a celebrity – one minute you’re enjoying a leisurely amble in downtown Manhattan, the next you’re being mistaken for a fire hydrant:
Hollywood actress NATALIE PORTMAN was left red-faced after a dog urinated on her in New York.
The star took a break from filming New York, I Love You to take her own dog for a walk in Lower Manhattan.
But as the 26-year-old was left shocked after a passer’s by dog stopped to urinate near her leg.
Onlookers tells British newspaper The Sun that Portman later laughed off the incident and continued with her romantic stroll with musician boyfriend Devendra Banhart, 26.
Evidently this dog must be another one of those moviegoers who were severely bothered by the historical inaccuracies of The Other Boleyn Girl.
This reminds one to eat. If one resembles a tree, one should be expected to be treated as a tree. Dogs will wee, cats will sharpen claws, children will carve words or loves, birds will perch or poo… All sorts of excrement if one chooses to be made of twigs and bark…
“And this squirt is for the Starwars prequels!”