Kristen Stewart forgot something (links)

“This is so weird. I just don’t get this. They were in there when I left the hotel.”

Tragic doping scandal at the Paralympics! (True/Slant)

Princess Beatrice doesn’t know WHAT you’re talking about (Lolebrity)

Clash of the Titans is magic! (AgentBedhead)

Daisy Duke Britney Spears uses her high beams (AmyGrindhouse)

Saturday Night Fever! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Hugh Grant got totally caked (CeleBitchy)

Lilo livid on line! (CelebritySmack)

Larry Birkhead on line one, Ms. Jolie (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Godwin’s Law enters the Sandra Bullock Jesse James split (DailyStab)

Even more proof he’s not good enough for her (Gawker)

Ellen is a hero! (EvilBeet)

Demi Moore has vocabulary, addition problems (GabbyBabble)

Katherine Heigl’s (a) boob (Lainey)

Dina Lohan wants to come in your mouth (INeedMyFix)

Never let her bartend (IBBB)

Beckham in the bath (JustJared)

Affleck AMOK! (Movieline)

Brittany Murphy’s pharmacist was also psychic (PerezHilton)

Eli Roth continues youth outreach program (UKPopSugar)

SJP finally wears something pretty. That is all. (TenGossip)

Celebrity silicone (PopCrunch)