The solution to your complaints
Anyone who’s plaintively bemoaned the bitter cold this winter probably isn’t doing it right. By “it”, I mean the subtle art of layering – it can take several attempts but once perfected, there is every reason to parade around feeling warm and smug. See for yourself.
So!! Is this what they mean by “Lagenlook”? I can’t make up my mind if I prefer the purple (one of my fav colors!) or the poodle ball forehead! Of course, if I did wear any of this, no one would notice my weight….
I don’t care how cold it gets in my neck of the woods (-47 windchill 3 weeks ago!) I am still not wearing a purple spandex balaclava. Good grief – it looks like something you’d put on a horse to keep it clean
So, all I need to do is drop acid and wrap a sleeping bag around my torso? Consider it done!