Even a strapping and formidable lady like Tilda Swinton can appreciate the value of fitting herself with twin airbags. You never know what you could bump into at these industry events!
It was THAT kind of day.
Charo needz ur luv (Lolebrity)
The Bride of Wildenstein walks among us! (SeriouslyOMG)
Lindsay Lohan can’t walk, but she sure can throw a punch! (IBBB)
Mariah’s doggy don’t (DListed)
George Takei’s wedding picture (Websters)
It’s the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere, bitch (BWE)
Blaaaaaaake, Incarcerated, turns down freedom (CeleBitchy)
Brad Pitt will haXXor ur az, n00b! (Reuters)
It’s Brangelina’s world. We just blog in it (DailyStab)
Will Smith still down with Xenu (HuffPo)
Even Sienna Miller’s fans hate her (AgentBedhead)
Amy Poehler leaving SNL (CelebritySmack)
Tilda Swinton’s homelife remarkably deprived (HolyMoly)
Crusty, upper-clawss Brit Madonna may perhaps not be a Republican (Defamer)
The Sarah Palin baby name generator! (PolitTskTskTsk)
Madonna sez: how was what? (CandyKirby)
Kevin Federline celebrates his sons’ birthdays in style. In absentia (Mollygood)
Is Britney taking candy from strangers? (JustJared)
Kief is the Chief (UKPopSugar)
Hey George I know you’re a ladykiller extraordinaire, but you might want to reconsider making a grab for that particular piece of ass. Did you see the way she cut through all those Narnians like a knife through butter?
The Hoff knows the mighty power of an 8 1/2 by 11 (Defamer)
Kimberly Stewart wears possibly the ugliest shoes the universe has ever seen (TheRadReport)
Katie needs a raise! (BittenAndBound)
Lindsay Lohan will NOT assume the missionary position (Yeeeeah)
David Beckham says his prayers (TheBlemish)
Jennifer Aniston’s Miss Havisham decorating scheme (POTP)
A little bit country, a little bit hip-hop, a LOT batshiat insane (ImNotObsessed)
Kelly Osborne, unmasked! (LARagMag)
Gentlemen, start your engines: Emma Watson is legal (Derober)
Tom Cruise will do anything for Becks, even endure soccer (DailyStab)
Mary-Kate Olsen celebrates New Year’s in April. Also, apparently, Halloween (JustJared)
Britney’s comeback plan (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Pete Doherty maintains personal hygiene in prison (AgentBedhead)
Brangelina is a contraceptive (CeleBitchy)
Shirley Manson is a grown-up (CelebritySmack)
Tilda Swinton just as strange as imagined (CircusHour)
Liveblogging Sex with Sue (CandyKirby)
Gwyneth Paltrow is an alien (GoFugYourself)
RIP PawPaw (Gawker)
Manolo says, Tilda Swinton proves that no occasion is too festive that it cannot be enlivened with some clerical black.