Ayyyy!

Here are a couple of snaps from the long-awaited, happy reunion of the Spelling family.

Oh to be young again and be able to spend an entire weekday frolicking at the beach before finally passing out under the cooling shade of a misshapen mango tree!

Well, you can’t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it’s a business obligation, it’s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo)

Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters)

Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip)

Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL)

Cougar attack, threat level Brooke Shields (SeriouslyOMG)

Lenny Kravitz gives good face (Popbytes)

Katie Price has trouble with this “Dignified silence” thing (UKPopSugar)

Bristol Palin, single mom, graduates from high school (JustJared)

Helena Bonham Carter in costume as herself (INO)

The Farrah Fawcett Story (GabbyBabble)

Ivy League school really pisses off Filipino prisoners (EvilBeet)

Gordon Ramsay’s bonbon (HolyMoly)

Robert Pattinson may not shower, but he’s not as gross as his fans (Handbag)

Party at Colin Farrell’s! (Celebslam)

Anna Faris like a pig to the slaughter (DailyStab)

Suri Cruise->Amy Winehouse? (AllieIsWired)

Tabloid Wars! (AmyGrindhouse)

Fellini outdone? Nine trailer (BusyBeeBlogger)

Imagine that? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try in vitro fertilization (CeleBitchy)

Trent Reznor is making the biggest mistake of his life (AgentBedhead)

The Vampire’s Kiss has no cure, but if Gatorade came in Garlic flavour it would be pretty close.

The lights are on but nobody’s home at the Playboy Mansion (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lindsay and Sam are mole people (CelebWarship)

Hugh Grant is working his way down the romcom co-star list (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Marilyn Manson doesn’t even try anymore (AgentBedhead)

Celebrities who don’t need masks to terrify (CelebritySmack)

Does Kate Hudson have a new victim? (DailyStab)

Heidi Klum is a goddess! (DListed)

They don’t make Bond girls like they used to (Defamer)

Punchline of the day (EvilBeet)

Karl Lagerfeld was in costume yesterday too (FakeKarl)

HalloWEENs (FourFour)

Colin Farrell is a bad boy (GabbyBabble)

For Juliette Lewis, every day is Halloween (GoFugYourself)

The gargoyles 0f NYC (CityRag)

The gargoyles of the A List (Worth1000)

Kate Moss without makeup (IDLYITW)

An interview with Satan (HolyCandy)

Grover works the red carpet (IBBB)

Let them eat cupcakes then! (CandyKirby)

THIS is reality tv? Polo??? (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl goes green? (PopSugar)

What a dog that Jennifer Garner is (SeriouslyOMG)

Finally! Jamie Lynn has a job! (Websters)

Britney Spears or Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bad wig? YOU DECIDE! (Lolebrity)

Job posting of the year: Courtney Love needs someone to document, then clean up after, the craziness (AgentBedhead)

Sam Ronson hates lesbians? (CelebritySmack)

Pete Doherty goes all John Cusack (HolyMoly)

Tori Spelling, Donna Martin, and The Secret (IBBB)

Porn stars: twice as fertile! (DailyStab)

ZOMG stop the presses: Clay Aiken is GAY???? (Defamer)

ZOMG stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan is GAY???? (Defamer)

Gold for gossip (Gawker)

Lisa Rinna is cougarrific! (GoFugYourself)

Clay Aiken is a Sarah Palin impersonator! (CandyKirby)

Gwyneth Paltrow has forgotten more than you’ll ever know about web design, mortals! (CeleBitchy)

Sharon Stone: you win a few, you lose a few. Too bad they’re your children (DListed)

Chris Rock schools Bill Clinton (Mollygood)

Dita von Teese debuts her teasers (UKPopSugar)

33 worst celebrity baby names (Babble)

Paris Hilton, old-money heiress and responsible investor, constantly keeps tabs on how her key assets are doing. Tori Spelling, on the other hand, doesn’t realize hers are cratering.

Ben Affleck has a despret! (Lolebrity)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Justin Chambers (TeenyManolo)

Kelly Rowland drops nearly a half-mil on booze (POTP)

Ben Affleck must have dumped Jimmy Kimmel (CeleBitchy)

Reasons Jack Burton can save your pathetic life (Pajiba)

I’m sorry, but this time Michael Jackson has gone too far (SeriouslyOMG)

No, really. Michael Jackson has gone too far (DListed)

The Jonas Brothers phenomenon, decoded (Defamer)

When it comes to Gael Garcia Bernal, life is SO NOT FAIR! (Websters)

Angelina Jolie pals around with porn stars (CelebSlam)

Selma Blair is Sad Stripper Barbie! (TheBlemish)

John Mayer is a mutant spy (Gawker)

Iron Man vs The Dark Knight (Derober)

Tori Spelling imitates black hole, collapses inward on self (ASL)

Disney arrests 32 Tinks, Cinderellas, and Snow Whites (Radar)

Amy Winehouse does charity work… for a pub (UKPopsugar)

Donald Trump buys Ed McMahon for 50 cents on the dollar (Mollygood)

Zac Efron, Speed Racer (JustJared)

Harry Potter and the Leaked Stills (ImNotObsessed)

Dear Fergie (IBBB)

Tyra rocks the Sarah Jessica Parker look (FourFour)

Ellen and Portia to marry (CandyKirby)

The Good Guys: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law (DailyStab)

Rock of Love? Ship of Fools more likely (CelebritySmack)

Madonna is ageless! (AgentBedhead)

Liza with a ZOMG! (Lolebrity)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: David Boreanaz vs Ewan MacGregor (TeenyManolo)

Perez Hilton explained in math (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Kate Moss and Sly Stallone want you to bend over for them (AgentBedhead)

Paul Newman finishes chemo (CelebritySmack)

John Edwards admits cheating while his wife had cancer (EvilBeet)

Clay Aiken has a baby! (WRAL)

LiLo and SamRon out for her birthday (DailyStab)

Suri Cruise is a natural! (CandyKirby)

Brian Atene: riddle wrapped in an enigma and posted on YouTube (YouTube)

Jessica Simpson pulls the old “Baby on Board” on Tony Romo’s family (CeleBitchy)

Bleachonce not bleached, sez Loreal (EOnline)

Top Five Failed Olympic crossovers (Defamer)

First pic of Clay Aiken’s baby (Gawker)

“Dress” for the red carpet not just a vague metaphor (GoFugYourself)

The quotable Tori Spelling (IBBB)

Levi McConaughey pimps out the murse (Mollygood)

Miley Cyrus in All About Eve (Websters)

Your GenX Moment: Mary Tyler Moore Show reunion! (SeriouslyOMG)

Lindsay Lohan throws a lingerie party for her girlfriend (JustJared)