Carrie Fisher, on Nature vs Nurture
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a quote for the ages:
“When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said ‘Because I’ve spit all over your dresses and now I’ve run out of spit and I wanna spit all over your shoes.’ These are the people I hail from.”
— Carrie Fisher
She’s also the author of one of the best opening lines in history, “I never should have given my phone number to the guy who pumped my stomach.”
Michael Jackson gave me the BEST present (raincoaster)
Who wore it better: a Gareth Pugh model or Godzilla (Ayyyy)
Frank Sinatra vs some pasty vegan (ManoloFood)
Katy Perry won’t admit she has a problem (Lolebrity)
This part is so radioactive they may have to hire Lindsay Lohan (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse was once more ambitious than you (AmyGrindhouse)
RPattz pub candid! (TheBosh)
Reese Witherspoon ups the ante with her exes (BusyBeeBlogger)
This will not end well: fag vs hag (CeleBitchy)
Nicole Richie is no Lilo, yo! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Times Square is a Snooki-free zone (CelebritySmack)
Xtina has reXamined her approach to FARDS (CityRag)
No Doubt McCartney was thrilled to the core of his being (DailyStab)
Lock up your sperm! It’s time for Dancing with the Professional Uterus (Earsucker)
This has to be the best headline I have seen in WEEKS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Archie Leach is appalled at this! (HaveUHeard)
Kelly Osbourne is OUT of control (INeedMyFix)
Kate Moss tiptoes her way out of modeling (JustJared)
A Charlie Sheen Christmas (PopBytes)
Coolest Hogwartian casts spell on Disney World (PerezHilton)
Kate Gosselin escapes to Australia to shoot her children (Radar)
Best-dressed heads of state (Styleite)
Do You Hear What I Hear?
That rumbling sound in the distance?
Relax: it’s not an earthquake. It’s just the Earl of Cardigan rolling over in his grave.
Dear Santa, is it SO much to ask… (raincoaster)
Santa Andy has to put up with some mean drunks on Christmas (Ayyyy)
Julia Child, acolyte of Cthulhu??? (ManoloFood)
Ryan Gosling is into light bondage (Lolebrity)
The War on Christmas tweets (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston has the scent of desperation (AmyGrindhouse)
Hugh Jackman has cricket balls (BusyBeeBlogger)
Alanis Morissette for Ever (CeleBitchy)
Natalie Portman is packing babeh, off the market (CelebritySmack)
Is EVERYONE pregnant? Please stop her before she breeds (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hottest accessory of 2010: Klingonhead (CityRag)
But would Lady Gaga have broken up the Beatles? (EvilBeet)
KK hits rock bottom and starts digging (FitFabCeleb)
World’s most hated couple makes honest homewreckers of one another (GabbyBabble)
Best Busts of 2010 (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kelly Osbourne goes Full Flamewar (HaveUHeard)
Justin Bieber’s impurity ring (INeedMyFix)
To get your little gold man, get a little man of your own (Movieline)
Richard Chamberlain comes out, Perez whacks him (PerezHilton)
and all I got were slipper socks. AGAIN (PopBytes)
Lily Allen is engaged (PopSugar)
Santa brought the world some JLoHew/AlyMil action (SeriouslyOMG)
Charlie Sheen not dead (WeNewsIt)
Ho, Ho, Ho
No, I cannot get enough of that joke. Only four more days left for Wenceslausian wordplay, though, so make the most of it! Here we do so with a little help from our old friends Elton John, Diana Ross, Cher, and the mid-70’s.
Footnote to Fashion:
Also: this is a real book:
The Most Important Question Of Our Time
Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder/figurehead: M/F/K?
John Galliano gets a promotion
Fed up with his title of “Favorite Funky Fashion Troll,” John Galliano has gone upscale, old-skool. Remember (or am I the only one old enough?) the Great Schism? Well, Galliano has gone and repeated history. Doesn’t “The Pope of Paris” sound so much better than grubby little Avignon?
Multiple popes? Collect the whole set! Gotta catechism ’em all!
Student Exchange: Hogwarts Heartthrobs
That’s a very respectable showing from Tom Felton, once again stealing the show from his arch-rival, Daniel “Nice Guy” Radcliffe. But does anyone else think he’s been watching a bit too much early Keanu Reeves? Booyah, Dude-Man! Let’s order a pitcher of Bud Light (and pour it into the window planter when nobody is looking) to toast these new speakers of American: The Freedom Language.
Old McDonald had a problem… (raincoaster)
Draco Malfoy cleans up good (Ayyyy)
The Andy Warhol New York City Diet (ManoloFood)
Joan Crawford’s dating tips (Lolebrity)
Il fait suffrir pour etre belle (ManoloBeauty)
Spoons are a girl’s best friend? (CraftyManolo)
A clever bale-out for the recession (GreenManolo)
When Dina Lohan has to tell you how to behave, you KNOW you’re in trouble (AgentBedhead)
Kellan Lutz has Madonna arms! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Even St. Angelina can’t save Bosnia (CeleBitchy)
Tony Danza heckles a priest at a funeral (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Canuckistan corners teh sex-ay (DailyStab)
Chupa schtupped (DListed)
Beyonce is bad! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Eva Longoria Foursome (HaveUHeard)
You don’t have to be crazy to hate Bristol Palin (INeedMyFix)
Harry Potter finds his dead parents alive! (SeriouslyOMG)